COCKtail Shrimp Keychain — Handmade Oddity

$26.00
Limit 1 per order

He's a little shellfish, a little shameless, and entirely handmade. Part crustacean, part cautionary tale — the COCKtail Shrimp washed up from the murkiest tide pool in my brain and now he wants to live on your keys.

Anatomically suggestive in a way I refuse to elaborate on, he dangles from a heart clasp like he's proud of it. Because he is. Sculpted solo from start to finish, so don’t guilt trip me and expect slight variations in size and details.

Conversation starter, relationship ender, catch of the day.

Materials: Polymer clay + soft pastel, sealed with epoxy resin · stainless heart clasp
Size: ~2.5" of poor decisions
Edition: When he's gone, he's gone (probably to therapy).
Care: Wipe clean. Do not boil. Do not eat. I mean it this time.

He's a little shellfish, a little shameless, and entirely handmade. Part crustacean, part cautionary tale — the COCKtail Shrimp washed up from the murkiest tide pool in my brain and now he wants to live on your keys.

Anatomically suggestive in a way I refuse to elaborate on, he dangles from a heart clasp like he's proud of it. Because he is. Sculpted solo from start to finish, so don’t guilt trip me and expect slight variations in size and details.

Conversation starter, relationship ender, catch of the day.

Materials: Polymer clay + soft pastel, sealed with epoxy resin · stainless heart clasp
Size: ~2.5" of poor decisions
Edition: When he's gone, he's gone (probably to therapy).
Care: Wipe clean. Do not boil. Do not eat. I mean it this time.